| Acronym | Meaning |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |