| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
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