| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
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