| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
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