| Acronym | Meaning |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |