| Acronym | Meaning |
 | JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
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