| Acronym | Meaning |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |