| Acronym | Meaning |
 | IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
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