| Acronym | Meaning |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |