| Acronym | Meaning |
 | D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
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