| Acronym | Meaning |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |