| Acronym | Meaning |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |