| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
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