| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
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