| Acronym | Meaning |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |