| Acronym | Meaning |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |