| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TBP | Total Body Pain |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
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