| Acronym | Meaning |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |