| Acronym | Meaning |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |