| Acronym | Meaning |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |