| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
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