| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
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