| Acronym | Meaning |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |