| Acronym | Meaning |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |