| Acronym | Meaning |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |