| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
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