| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
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