| Acronym | Meaning |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |