| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
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