| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
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