| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
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