| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
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