| Acronym | Meaning |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |