| Acronym | Meaning |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |