| Acronym | Meaning |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |