| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
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