| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
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