| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
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