| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
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