| Acronym | Meaning |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |