| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
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