| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
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