| Acronym | Meaning |
 | EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
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