| Acronym | Meaning |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |