| Acronym | Meaning |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |