| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
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