| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
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