| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
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