| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
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