| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
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